I’m feeling too lazy and don’t care enough to do a web search or check Wikipedia or whatever, but still, I am wondering… what happened to Coolio?

And is this for real?: Cookin’ With Coolio

I just realized I wasn’t finished with this song:

“Got buffoons eating my p*ssy while I watch cartoons.”

Wow. Is that necessary?

“Clean b!tch, disease free b!tch.”

I should hope so…

I remember when I first heard this line, I thought to myself, “Has it really come to this?” Yes, it had.

“Immigration always say I’m harboring a few illegal aliens. Females, mostly Latins and Israelians.”

Israelians? And here I thought the term was Israelis. I suppose necessity really is the mother of invention.

(The emphasis being not so much on invention, as used by say Das EFX or Keith Murray, but on necessity, as in needing a word to rhyme with alien.)

“Rhymes so delicious, rap so vicious, find me a wife to do my dishes.”

Huh?

Don’t get me wrong, I do enjoy me some Schoolly-D, but what happened here?