“You ain’t even got to do the dishes, got two dishwashers.”

Good luck to anyone and everyone involved in any kind of nuptials.

“Either she’s the one or I’m caught in the Matrix, but f*ck it, let the fish burn. Red or green pill, you live and you learn.”

(I know, but I couldn’t help myself. I, too, wanted to be part of the media frenzy.)

Now that the deed is done, I return you to your regular programming.